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Instance 01 — Massachusetts Bay, 1692

Salem Witch Trials

You were not wrong to think you'd survive. That was the trap.

“I don't editorialize. I compile. Every trap in this instance is filed below, with the paperwork attached — because unlike the court that ran this simulation the first time, I don't ask you to take anything on faith.”— Orphea, Archive Administrator

Between February 1692 and May 1693, roughly 200 people across Massachusetts Bay were formally accused of witchcraft. Nineteen were hanged. One was crushed to death under stones for refusing to enter a plea. At least five more died in jail — some still waiting for a trial, one of them six weeks after a jury had cleared her. Twelve of the mechanisms behind those numbers are filed below, with sources.

Record 01 · The Core Mechanism

The crime you could never disprove

“I saw your ghost strangle me in my sleep.” Try building a defense against that.

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Record 02 · The Room Before The Room

They called it a hearing. The transcript came back as evidence.

No lawyer, no right to silence, and a clerk writing down every word you said.

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Record 03 · Trial by Ordeal

Touch her. If she stops screaming, you did it.

There was no version of this test you could pass.

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Record 04 · The Central Irony

Confessing was the only thing that saved you

Nineteen people told the truth. All nineteen hanged.

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Record 05 · A Trap for the Reasonable

Calling out the liars got you hanged faster

“She’s obviously faking it” was the last logical thing some people ever said.

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Record 06 · Redirecting Suspicion

Report your neighbor's cat, and it's a perfectly normal Tuesday

Naming an animal as a witch's accomplice was standard practice. It didn't end with the animal.

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Record 07 · A Defense With Its Own Price

Vouching for a neighbor could put your own name in the file

Rebecca Nurse had 39 signatures testifying to her character. She was hanged anyway.

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Record 08 · A Debated Theory

Maybe it wasn’t witchcraft. Maybe it was breakfast.

One scientist’s theory: the accused and their accusers may have shared a fungus.

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Record 09 · Who Actually Got Accused

The more land you owned, the more likely you were a witch

A guilty verdict could turn your farm into the county’s farm.

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Record 10 · The Bill For Your Own Cell

Acquitted in January. Still in the cell in March.

A jury cleared Lydia Dustin in January 1693. She died in her cell that March, still unable to pay for the months she had already served.

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Record 11 · The Third Option

Refuse to plead, and they add weight. Literally.

Giles Corey’s last words were an instruction to his executioners: “More weight.”

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Record 12 · A Delay, Not a Pardon

Pregnancy bought you time. Not your life.

The court would wait for the baby. It would not spare the mother.

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